Ha! Fooled ya!
There is absolutely no way we're about to undertake a
discussion of what Burning Man is all about. That's too big
of a topic and this just ain't the place to tackle it. We
suspect that if you made it to this site, you already have
some idea of what Burning Man is, but on the off chance you
don't, then you're going to have to do a bit more research.
Go read every page at www.burningman.com. Sign up for some
email lists and read everything that arrives in your inbox.
Crash some local events and talk to people.
Now, get out there, dammit. Time's a-wasting.